Hello, welcome to my blog. No. That was lame. Well hi there, this is my blog. Bleh… Start over. Yo whatup it’s yo gurl Kaykay. No. This is stupid. Here’s my blog. Blog… bblloogg… that’s a funny word huh?
Anyway, this is me. These are my ridiculous stories as told by my ridiculous self. Welcome to the dark twisty world of my mind. Don’t worry… all the cool kids are here. And we have cookies! But instead of sneaky cookies you think are chocolate chip then turn out to be oatmeal raisin, we have snozzberries that taste like snozzberries!
So here goes… no turning back now. You’re in too deep. You’ve already wasted like 10 minutes of your day. You’re mine. MuahahahaHAHAHAHA